Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
50% drunk capacity currently
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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