so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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