haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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