I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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