we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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