You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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