Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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