Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
only if we run a train.
done.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
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He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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