"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
another moral hangover. fuck.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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