im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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