Heybabeimwearingurpanties
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
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i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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