Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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