Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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