oh god the rape fog is back!
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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