its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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