So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
