If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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