i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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