if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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