yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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