i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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