I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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