i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
tell me about the fingering
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