who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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