I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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