he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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