After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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