my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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