i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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