I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
