i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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