I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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