please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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