I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I love having hate sex.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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