I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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