love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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