I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
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all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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