oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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