You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize