why didn't you poke me back
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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