I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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