She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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