google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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