they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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