cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Enjoy the penises
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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