Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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