508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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