Will you blow on my dice?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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