I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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