The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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