waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly