your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
23 Concerns People Have When They’re About To Have Sex With Someone New
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.