i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!