physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
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The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?