My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...