i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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