I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize