Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
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he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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