I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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