i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
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hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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