Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
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It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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