I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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